Aberration

loki-was-made-to-rule: musicalpandas: gainingconfidencexo: hav...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:13:10 -0400

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

is no one going to talk about how there’s no step 7?

Step 7 is a combo move with Step 6. Repeat Step 6 using your other knee.

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:42:05 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

psssst hey

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:29 -0400

Tumblr's expectation of schooling: Unrealistic and unconventional demands and accusations that could not possibly be taught during 8 hours of approximately 180 days each year of school. Example: asking "Why didn't high school teach me how to survive if i'm buried alive" or something the equivalent thereof.

The actual expectation and purpose of schooling: To achieve an education of higher level thought processes comprising of logic, problem solving, and communication that can rarely be taught by another person who hasn't received higher education.

What schooling is not: A supplement for learning basic survival and life skills that are expected to be taught by guardians and/or learned by the individual through life experience.

Case in point: If you want to learn something you pick up a fucking book and stop expecting other people to hand you knowledge on a silver platter. You have the entire internet at your disposal to learn something new that you claim schooling never taught you but instead you spend your time bitching about it on the internet. (Which is, wonder of all wonders, the internet's primary purpose - an information database.) Take some fucking responsibility for your own life and do it yourself.

momjew: you must have been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:25:00 -0400

momjew:

you must have been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

lydiabutz: doctorwho-music: darkenedflamex: This is medley of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:46 -0400

lydiabutz:

doctorwho-music:

darkenedflamex:

This is medley of Doctor Who theme songs by the band The Aviators. They normally do music based around My Little Pony, but sometimes branch off into other areas, such as this instance. The Aviators is worth listening to, even if you are not a Brony.

I will post the other two songs from the EP soon.

-Darkie

This group need more views pass it on.

Such an EPIC version of I Am The Doctor. Really great work.

onamissiontocivilize: widdershinsgirl: geekboots: JESUS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:51:43 -0400

onamissiontocivilize:

widdershinsgirl:

geekboots:

JESUS TUMBLR

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

princessjameskirk: bolderbart: For $70 you can have a 3D...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:47:22 -0400

princessjameskirk:

bolderbart:

For $70 you can have a 3D printed Star Trek TOS figurine that looks just like you. They even have a Vulcan option! Pretty cool, if I do say so myself. (x)

PLEAAAAAAAASE

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:45:33 -0400

bubbleteabumblebee: mymodernmet: Pipe cleaner sculptures by...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:10:56 -0400

bubbleteabumblebee:

mymodernmet:

Pipe cleaner sculptures by Lauren Ryan

Animal sculptures made of nothing more than pipe cleaners that are occasionally cut with scissors.

pipe cleanrers
PIEPEE CLEANER SX
PIPEaBZ XS CLEAANANNERDSZ

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:09:35 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:03:30 -0400

disminucion: by chikache

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:54:03 -0400

disminucion:

by chikache

geekyandpointless: IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:52:40 -0400

geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

franceniylr: philsmismatchedsocks: devisamarama: hussiejuststa...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:49:27 -0400

franceniylr:

philsmismatchedsocks:

devisamarama:

hussiejuststahp:

vbhsfdjavgd:

Why is this so cool?

..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.

that bread should not go to waste you’d better of eaten every single one of those

50 shades of toast..

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Fri, 17 May 2013 00:44:46 -0400

artfella: As Buzz’s final moment came before him, he glared...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:42:14 -0400

artfella:

As Buzz’s final moment came before him, he glared into the black abyss, only capturing one last one thing: a promise he made his son:

“I will always protect and watch over you. To infinity and beyond.”

Buzz was an all American hero. He worked for the Star Command Army and had been recently promoted to Staff Sgt, leading the young and brave through interstellar wars against the evil alien terrorist, Zurg.

While deep in space, Buzz’s ship was pulled into a worm-hole caused by his arch-nemesis Commander Zurg. Buzz tried everything in his power to turn his ship around, but to no avail. At this point, Buzz and his crew only had one option: abandon ship.

As the ship took more damage, the rescue pods began to deplete. Buzz allowed each member to escape as he tried to give them every last minute—until finally, it was too late.

Buzz, and his cruiser, were pulled into the worm-hole, and was never seen or heard from again. Buzz was announced dead by Star Command and the world mourned for the hero that saved over two hundred lives that day. He would leave behind his beloved wife, daughter and son.

However, Buzz did not die that day. He awoke to find himself still trapped into his own ship. All in tact, and still in his suit, he tried to escape but realized he was imprisoned, bound by wires.

This would be the first day of Buzz’s new life, cast away into another dimension from Zurg’s worm-hole, Buzz was no longer the human he once thought he was.

For now Buzz was wrapped away as an action figure, and on his way to a birthday party for a young boy named Andy.

Buzz’s very own son.

To Infinity and Beyond - by `DanLuVisiArt

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Tue, 14 May 2013 11:37:35 -0400

thebookofthebraindead: Mythbusters is such a good show I mean it’s GLORIFYING SCIENCE AND CURIOSITY...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:10:41 -0400

thebookofthebraindead:

Mythbusters is such a good show I mean it’s GLORIFYING SCIENCE AND CURIOSITY AND SHOWCASING HOW FUCKING COOL LIFE IS AND TESTING THINGS YOU TAKE AS TRUE AND TREATING EVERYTHING AS A CHALLENGE THAT CAN BE SOLVED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH AND APPLY YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND THEY ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THEIR JOBS AND THEY INJECT HUMOUR INTO IT AND EXPLAIN ALL OF THE SCIENCE THEY DO

like wow A+ role model show I hope it airs forever I love mythbusters

Must See Movies; Titan A.E. (2000)“Everyday I wake up and it’s...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:22:41 -0400

Must See Movies; Titan A.E. (2000)
“Everyday I wake up and it’s still the present. The same grimy, boring present. I don’t think this ‘future’ thing of yours exists.”

wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:56:58 -0400

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world